Have you ever been around someone who is under the influence of Morphine? They say and do things totally out of character. Well...............apparently I am no exception. HeHeHe!!
Last Monday when I was having my gallbladder attack, I went to the ED. Upon arrival they started an IV, injecting Morphine and Zofram (nausea med). It did help with pain and nausea, but also influenced my attitude. My family has reported to me the things that I said, oh my.
Ok, the ED doc comes in after a while and tells me he thinks I might have a virus (thinking to myself, oh please) and later comes back and says it may be gas. Well I preceded to tell him that I did not have $#&@# gas and even I knew that!!! Oh dear...........
Next my pastor and his wife come over to see me while awaiting my results. They are really sweet people, but the pastor's wife talks and talks and talks. I don't know how she talks that much without breathing. It really is annoying under normal circumstances. Apparently I ask that they put duck tape over her mouth because she is talking too much and I can't take it. OUCH!!! LOL!!! HeHeHe.
And then............(yes there is more) Dr. C comes by to see me before surgery and I tell him to be sure he washes his hands because I don't want MRSA (infection)! OMG! LOL!!!
Thank goodness, they said he just chuckled. I am sure he has heard worse.......or at least I hope he has. Not only that, this man is my boss.
What can I say?? I was under the influence of MORPHINE!!
2 comments:
That's too funny. Dr. C definitely deserved it. At least you have something to blame your craziness on.
OH Man...to bad we all can't go around with Morphine in our systems so we have an excuse when we say stupid or honest things lol! How cool would that be to have an excuse!
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